Q: My order arrived with ‘CONFISCATED’ stamped on it. Should I be worried?
A: Standard procedure. The robots hate paying customs fees.
A: Standard procedure. The robots hate paying customs fees.
Q: Are these really made from captured robots?
A: *Legally, we must say no.
A: *Legally, we must say no.
But between us? That ‘glossy’ finish on the RX-7 tee might be sofubi polymer.
Q: Why do some jackets have ‘defective’ prints?
A: Classified intel suggests robots sabotage our machines. (Or maybe we just like chaos.)
A: Classified intel suggests robots sabotage our machines. (Or maybe we just like chaos.)
Q: Is the ‘glow-in-the-dark’ feature radioactive?
A: Not anymore!
A: Not anymore!
Q: Can I join the Resistance?
A: Depends. Can you identify a rogue Sofubi in a lineup?
A: Depends. Can you identify a rogue Sofubi in a lineup?
